Jokes

One day Ah Beng decided to go to Seri Kembangan Jaya Jusco. He travled from PJ and have to go thru 2 PLUS tolls. Each time he pay his toll, he will receive a ticket in which he immediately throw away from his car. However, there were policemen saw his actions and stop him.

Policemen : Sila tunjuk IC and Lesen memandu
Ah Beng : Ini IC dan lesen pandu. Tuan, saya tarak pandu laju laju, kenapa berhenti saya.
Policemen : Saya bukan tahan lu pasal laju. Saya tahan lu pasal lu buang sampah dekat highway ini.
Ah Beng : Oh.. macam ini ka. Ini jalan kerajaan punya ka?
Policemen : Bukan kerajaan lar.. PLUS punya...
Ah Beng : Kalau gitu,apasal tuan tahan sama saya. Tuan sudah cakap ini PLUS punya jalanraya. Lagipun saya sudah bayar untuk mereka maintain ini jalanraya. Jadi saya boleh buang saja ticket ini supaya mereka boleh maintain setiap hari mah...
Poicemen : Fainted!

Astrocannaut aka Tumpangnaut

Year 1961, Russia send the first cosmonauts (Yuri gagarin) into earth orbit using Russian spacecraft called Vostok 3KA-2. It was piloted by Yuri as well.

Year 1962, US send the first astronauts (Alan Shepard ) into earth orbit using spacecraft Freedom 7 . The space craft was piloted by Alan as well.

Year 2003, China send first taikongnauts (Yang Li Wei) into earth orbit using spacecraft Long March 2F. It was piloted by Yang as well.

Year 2007, Malaysia send first Astrocanornauts aka tumpangnauts (Dr Shukor) into earth orbit. He did not piloted the aircraft. Only tumpang as what has said in nasa website 'spaceflight participants' under agreement with Russia conditions.

If you go to this NASA website, you can find out all the biography of each astronaut that are going to to the 16th Expedition except one. So which one was it?

MALAYSIA SEMEMANGNYA BOLEH!

Favorite Quote from Sami Veloo

1) Sami Veloo on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"
2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`
3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"
4) Sami said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buatapa bina jambatan?" and Sami glorious replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
5) Sami's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll , saya punya bapa punya kah!"
6) During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"
7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."
8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")
9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"
10)Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy

Sami Veloo project selalu problems, why, because he only pay half of the value ->Semi Value

Is it true about married life?

I heard some philosopher said

"Before married, man in control"
"After married woman will take over to control".

Perhaps, I guess this is not only happens to human, perhaps animals too.


Before Married
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After Married
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Joke Of The Day

Today I receive a joke from a friend thru email. So as a start, perhaps I would like to share it on this blog so that everyone can have some fun. It goes like this:

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home.

He decides to clean and serve the deer meat for supper.
He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it
if they know what it is so he doesn't tell them.

His little boy, Jimmy, keeps asking him,

"What's for supper, dad?"

"You'll see" he replies.

They start eating supper and his daughter keeps
asking him what they are eating.

"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your
mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter screams.........
"Don't eat it Jimmy! It's an asshole!"