Thursday, July 12, 2007

Jokes of the Day

1. Do you know why girls don't keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket?
B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains

2. Do you know why boys keep thier mobiles in pant pockets?
B'coz signals are high near the tower....

3. Q:: What is the difference between pulling down a curtain and panty??
A:: When you pull a curtain down, "It means that the show is over".
But, pulling down a panty means "It's show time".

2 comments:

Huei said...

hahahhahaha

so um..when is show time? can watch anot jek? =P

Derrick Koay said...

can.... only if you dare to watch.... kah kah kah